All The Teeth Light T-Shirt

£17.99

This is how you spot the old-timers from a distance. You paid for 'em all; use 'em all.

This garment adopts the fashionable modern form resembling the letter 'T', while maintaining a pleasingly minimal fabric weight.

  • 100% Cotton PurePrint
  • 150gsm.
In direct contravention of common sense, fifteen Unqualified Quality Assurers from our standards department saw the All The Teeth Light T-Shirt and shouted in unison from somewhere off the A303

This could well be the 12th best thing in the entire product range.

We trust you'll exercise the same poor judgement that brought you here.