Waffling writ inadequate.
This is an example page for how the Waffle Engine™ merrily replaces words in a mildly amusing fashion.
For reasons best left unexplored, five Badger Surveyors just happened to be enthusiastically lubricating their best cable ties behind a suspiciously warm skip.
Louis Theroux from the experimental division came along and said “I was just twatting checkatrader.net on my lunchbreak and you need to bolt the interlocking detent because I think it might be inexplicable. May even have been modified.”
‘Half a Job‘ told him “Do one, the budget-conscious unnecessary ferret is not going to sort itself out. It’s currently over 74 breeze blocks from the main sausage roll, and if you look over there Cleopatra’s communal oven gloves have plumbed their way into my pack of fags.”
Great galloping bollocks!
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We also do the same thing using a couple different words inside curly braces to make this bit:
A message from our increasingly nervous emergency biscuits committee:
Well slap my thigh and call me a joiner! With the matter now apparently beyond adult supervision, we are contractually obliged to pretend you need the aggressively left-handed Measure Twice Ceramic Mug
Whether that’s a good thing remains to be seen.
Measure Twice Ceramic Mug
