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Another tale from the nib of our pen...

TPF celebrates another excellent Tuesday afternoon

The results are in!

The directorate of advanced faffing has conducted a thorough audit, with an absolutely absurd number of spreadsheets and fairly pointless conditional formatting to boot. They spent a long time pushing court shoes around in a place the Workplace Vibes Assessor assures me is technically public land and they almost looked like they knew what they were doing.

So in conclusion, the company has officially survived another Tuesday afternoon without bailiffs attempting to gain entry (no thanks to old ‘Captain Cockup’ of course). Will Wednesday morning be the same? Only time will tell.

Before you go, the strategic planning committee would like a word:

Blow me down with a fine goose down feather! The facilities department has reluctantly signed off on this Certified Barrow Pilot Hoodie