A severely mug and novelty t-shirt deprived area within earshot of the TPF cavalry brigade received significant investment from a wealthy local businessman. The need for tongue in cheek graphical design was identified and Tartan Paint Fitters came forward with a well structured tender to supply not only this, but a comprehensive suite of grinder sparks, spirit level bubbles, emergency pork scratchings, and sky hooks too. Once the glass hammers were finally set down, we decided that we couldn’t see it from our house and left with a strong brake-light warranty in place.
Apparently we are contractually obliged to mention this:
Having exhausted all sensible alternatives without actually trying any of them, we can think of several reasons not to recommend the feral Three, Four Flask
But that’s not what the insurance company wanted to hear.
Three, Four Flask
