Against the better judgement of everyone in an area clearly marked STAFF ONLY, we may learn the art of waffle wrangling.
This is an example page for how the Waffle Engine™ merrily replaces words in a mildly amusing fashion. The following prose will take a new form upon each new generation.
Following several complaints and one surprisingly detailed diagram, eight Under Badger Arborists just happened to be repeatedly sanding their flammable assorted flange gaskets somewhere beyond comprehension.
David Hasselhoff from the stationery department (who is the human equivalent of a 4:59 Friday phone call) came along and said “I was just welding checkatrader.net on my lunchbreak and you need to hammer the indexed bracket because I think it might be flammable. May even have been measured repeatedly.”
‘Your Mum‘ turned round and told him “Do one, you provisionally condemned spanner. The vase is not going to sort itself out. It’s currently over 77 par-secs from the main mug with a chipped handle, and if you look over there 1 sit down is alongside my 10mm socket.”
Because dear reader, As we all know, the accounts department regulations actually state a maximum of 1 rod when you have the variable phase-adjusted detent outside the sit down.
But anyway, Make of that what you will.
Spanner.
We also do the same thing using a couple different words inside curly braces to make this bit:
By the way…
After consulting precisely nobody qualified, the office of strategic ambiguity has a PowerPoint slide on the overengineered Van Storage Guide Flask
The office of strategic ambiguity would prefer not to be associated with what happens next.
Van Storage Guide Flask
