Follow our MD as he finds a reason to spend two weeks in Portugal for a 3 hour seminar

In yet another brilliant display of leadership, and a reason as to why he earns the big bucks. Our managing director has found a vaguely plausible reason for travelling to a gloriously sunny location with cheap booze on company dollar. He took the Left-Handed Screwdriver Technician from the TPF mounted division with him, for reasons they tend to skirt over when questioned upon.

Apparently, cliched Linkedin or hotmumsinyourarea.biz posts regarding ‘Motivation’ and ‘Learning Journeys’ are absolutely paramount to the ongoing success of Tartan Paint Fitters and it’s down to this sort of fearless self sacrifice, that we can all pay our mortgages. Just.

Anyway, enough journalism. Would you like to buy something?

Having apparently mistaken confidence for competence, the algorithm insists you would benefit from this increasingly ISO-adjacent Slopey Shoulders Travel Mug

However we are no closer to understanding the smell.