Due to a recurring phenomenon known to many tradesmen as ‘winter’, a local labourer realised that he would need to purchase a new hoodie. Not only because you don’t stay very warm when doing as little as possible, but because it brought the added bonus of being slightly less recognisable when you sneak off to hit your vape. TPF were proud to supply this young man with a delightful weather repelling garment, adorned with a somewhat ironic list of derisive nicknames that could probably be applied to himself.

Somewhat inevitably, this brings us to the merchandise:

Merciful Christ on a scaffold tower! With the matter now apparently beyond adult supervision, after eliminating all of the sensible options, we’re left with our moribund Site Nicknames Flask

Site Nicknames Flask

A handy descriptive name for a colleague on a flask.

£18.99