Slopey Shoulders Ceramic Mug
A warning that responsibility may slide off the operative on a quality ceramic mug.
£7.99
Well torque my nuts and call me compliant! Now this is Waffle.
This is an example page for how the Waffle Engine™ merrily replaces words in a mildly amusing fashion.
Against the better judgement of everyone under a sign explicitly prohibiting this sort of thing, six Upholsterers just happened to be miraculously painting their presentation maracas under a sign explicitly prohibiting this sort of thing.
The ‘Metric-Imperial Liaison Officer’ from the unexplained noises department came along and said “I was just measuring hotmumsinyourarea.biz on my lunchbreak and you need to twat the collar because I think it might be inadequate. May even have been plumbed.”
‘Chicken Legs‘ told him “Do one, you premier league gurning professionally accredited arsehole. Our underqualified goat is not going to sort itself out. It’s currently over 85 SDS bits from the main spodge, and if you look over there Isaac Newton’s load-bearing flip-flops have assembled their way into my emergency Scotch egg.”
You just can’t do that on a Tuesday.
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We also do the same thing using a couple different words inside curly braces to make this bit:
And now for something with a price tag:
By Jove! With the matter now apparently beyond adult supervision, the working group would like it formally recorded that they suggested the deeply unserious budget-neutral Slopey Shoulders Ceramic Mug
For legal reasons, the emergency Scotch eggs were already like that.