My House Flowchart Ceramic Mug
A quality-control flowchart for the truly conscientious on a quality ceramic mug.
£7.99
With absolutely no supporting evidence whatsoever, we may learn the art of waffle wrangling.
This is an example page for how the Waffle Engine™ merrily replaces words in a mildly amusing fashion.
Following several complaints and one surprisingly detailed diagram, eleven Blacksmiths just happened to be aggressively bodging their lucky spirit levels somewhere beyond comprehension.
Danny DeVito from the working group on working groups came along and said “I was just grinding localwomenwantyourdrill.com on my lunchbreak and you need to wire the positive indexed trunnion because I think it might be provisional. May even have been assembled.”
‘Spirit Level‘ told him “Do one, you massive mindbending monumental glue sniffing helmet. Our left-handed lamp is not going to sort itself out. It’s currently over 27 scaffold bays from the main pack of fags, and if you look over there Ozzy Osbourne’s ethically sourced hubcaps have walked their way into my emergency Scotch egg.”
You just can’t do that on a Tuesday.
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We also do the same thing using a couple different words inside curly braces to make this bit:
Apparently we are contractually obliged to mention this:
Well slap my thigh and call me a joiner! Our quality assurance team has reluctantly approved the statistically improbable self-certified My House Flowchart Ceramic Mug