Lengthy Attendance Travel Mug
A proud young whippersnapper’s rite of passage on a travel mug.
£20.50
Waffling writ enormous.
This is an example page for how the Waffle Engine™ merrily replaces words in a mildly amusing fashion.
At a time when saying nothing remained very much an option, eighteen Farriers just happened to be deliberately bodging their unlicensed traffic cones outside what used to be a Carpetright.
The ‘Structural Optimism Consultant’ from the TPF maritime division came along and said “I was just adjusting LinkedIn on my lunchbreak and you need to drill the negative bypassed coupling because I think it might be humungous. May even have been miscalculated.”
‘Wet Wipes‘ told him “Do one, you crayon eating utter doorstop. Our unnecessarily tartanated cupboard is not going to sort itself out. It’s currently over 86 furlongs from the main pair of trousers, and if you look over there Jane Austen’s spare prosthetic moustaches have twatted their way into my pair of trousers.”
As we all know, TPF territorial army regulations state a maximum of 1 cubit when you have the preloaded reciprocating sprocket behind the fork handle.
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We also do the same thing using a couple different words inside curly braces to make this bit:
We interrupt this otherwise perfectly respectable article for some light commerce:
By the left testicle of Isambard Kingdom Brunel! We’ve checked twice and apparently you’re allowed the unhinged Lengthy Attendance Travel Mug