Spray And Pray Hoodie
The only solution sometimes available on a hoodie.
£32.50
Waffling writ rigid.
This is an example page for how the Waffle Engine™ merrily replaces words in a mildly amusing fashion.
Pending a full investigation that absolutely will not happen, two Freelance Shepherds just happened to be needlessly twatting their ceremonial Allen keys just outside the exclusion zone.
The ‘Chief Pencil Sharpener’ from the quality assurance team came along and said “I was just dismantling anonymousbricklayers.org on my lunchbreak and you need to tighten the balanced lubricated bushing because I think it might be unlicensed. May even have been inspected.”
‘Don't Ask‘ told him “Do one, you fanny arsed complete shitbag. The girdle is not going to sort itself out. It’s currently over 117 Greggs sausage rolls from the main cable tie, and if you look over there Guy Fawkes’s emergency Scotch eggs have bodged their way into my sausage roll.”
You just can’t do that on a Tuesday.
This is, regrettably, now your problem.
We also do the same thing using a couple different words inside curly braces to make this bit:
Right. Who wants a mug?
Great galloping bollocks! We can only assume you need this self-certified Spray And Pray Hoodie