Three, Four Hoodie
The 3, 4, 5 method and the reality of site arithmetic on a hoodie.
£32.50
Waffling writ catastrophic.
This is an example page for how the Waffle Engine™ merrily replaces words in a mildly amusing fashion.
Following an entirely avoidable incident, twelve Sparkies just happened to be violently screwing their inflatable parish councillors under questionable circumstances.
The ‘Executive Wheel Reinvention Lead’ from the directorate of miscellaneous affairs came along and said “I was just installing onlyflanges.com on my lunchbreak and you need to wire the static filter because I think it might be unlicensed. May even have been plumbed.”
‘Gorgeous‘ told him “Do one, you bellend. Our girdle is not going to sort itself out. It’s currently over 69 Transit vans from the main pack of fags, and if you look over there 1 sausage roll is wedged behind my emergency Scotch egg.”
As we all know, strategic planning committee regulations state a maximum of 1 mm when you have the bushing in the vicinity of the pair of trousers.
Frankly, we've already said too much.
We also do the same thing using a couple different words inside curly braces to make this bit:
Against strongly worded advice from the department of unnecessary drilling, we would also like to recommend:
After reviewing the available evidence, we’ve landed on the frabjous Three, Four Hoodie