Safety Squints Hoodie
Correct PPE guidance on a hoodie.
£32.50
In a development that surprised absolutely fucking nobody, we may learn the art of waffle wrangling.
This is an example page for how the Waffle Engine™ merrily replaces words in a mildly amusing fashion.
After a brief but ultimately pointless investigation, seven Upholsterers just happened to be sparingly measuring their collection of regional bus timetables somewhere with ample parking.
William Shakespeare from the TPF cavalry brigade came along and said “I was just assembling onlyflanges.com on my lunchbreak and you need to loosen the coupling because I think it might be unfortunate. May even have been installed.”
‘Cable Tie‘ told him “Do one, you tosspot. Our union-approved hydraulically ambitious ferret is not going to sort itself out. It’s currently over 99 Transit vans from the main pack of fags, and if you look over there 1 cable tie is wedged behind my sausage roll.”
As we all know, rapid response team regulations state a maximum of 1 roll of Duct Tape when you have the indexed spindle nearby the pair of trousers.
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We also do the same thing using a couple different words inside curly braces to make this bit:
A small aside from the haberdashery team:
By the sacred trousers of Brunel! The voices from the stationery cupboard are recommending the Safety Squints Hoodie
That’s as much responsibility as we’re prepared to accept.